December 2011
76 posts
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heyfunniest:
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend mom: where are you going to go mom: what’s their name mom: where do they live mom: how old are they mom: are they from the internet mom: what are their favorite colors mom: what about hobbies mom: what about pet names mom: do you have a boyfriend mom: are you lying to me mom: what ethnic group are they
freal tho -__-
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
LMAOOOOOOOOO! OMG winnn winn
OMG, WHERE CAN I GET THAT BEAR.
LOLOL OMOGGOMGO SO FUNNY.
The less you give a fuck, the happier you are.
When I'm in the greatest mood and my favorite song...
timothydelaghetto:
i will always reblog a post with this gif of me in it lol
If a girl flirts with my boyfriend,
samanthapaz:
I would leave it up to him to shut her down. I’ll let him handle it and I’ll expect him to tell that bitch to back off. If he truly loves me, he’ll tell that trick to back off. However, if she continues, best believe I’ll step in. I’ll handle that home-wrecker myself. That’s just plain disrespectful and rude. Shady, nasty, dirty, desperate whores.
